Monday, 5 December 2011

Always maintain a safe stopping distance

That's what I tell them whenever They take me anywhere in their car. Slow down! Watch that cyclist! Why are you driving on the wrong side of the road all the time? That Renault's going to pull out without looking! You're going too fast! You're too close to the car in front! Miaow! Miaow! I can go on for as long as I like - they give up before I do. Look what happens if they ignore my advice!

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

That OTHER cat

There is a new cat around... he's a pastel ginger tomcat.... and his name is Jerry.
The Staff allow him to live in the barn.... and even feed him with my Crunchy!
They've also taken to letting him in the house from time to time.... and he hogs their laps!
It's just not on....