Wednesday 23 January 2013

Hop to it! The Supermarket's closing...

This was the scene in LeClerc at Loches today....

"That's the spuds sorted then"


And this was the conversation that was overheard:

Sparrow one: "But I thought that they had been re-named"
Sparrow two: "Yes... they should be called Prosper!"
Sparrow one: "It still says Stemster, though..."
Sparrow two: "Does it matter? They are the same potato..."
Sparrow one: "'Course it does.... it's confusing!"
 
Sparrow two: "How many are we getting then...? 
Sparrow one: "We don't eat potatoes!!"
Sparrow two: "But they're seed potatoes?"
Sparrow one: "Yes... but NOT BIRD SEED! Stoopid!"
Sparrow two: "That's the spuds sorted then... what's next?"

Sparrow one: "Wait! Where's the bird seed ....?"
Sparrow two: "Behind you... on the left... in those huge tubs!!"
Sparrow one: "We can't carry that!"
Sparrow two: "Perhaps someone will get one for us?"
Sparrow one: "Don't be daft... is there anything else on the list?"