and how Bertie is being tormented by a dog that thinks a cat is the same as a sheep...
and can be herded....
herding cats is like trying to fold mercury...
it can't be done!
When our ears go flat you silly dogs...
we are annoyed...
very, very annoyed....
and we'll slash out.
My Staff's Border Collie found this out as a puppy....
the catatthattime was eating its supper, tail out straight behind, when a cheeky young pup pounced on the twitching furry object.
The catatthattime swung round and slashed that young pup across the face...
it got him a goodun, too, right across the eye...
much eye ointment later and that dog had LEARNT that the superior race was to be obeyed...
not pounced on!!
You, dear reader, might be wondering how I, a humble cat, know all this...
well, read and learn.
When we cats cuddle up on your lap and purr, we are not there for the company....
we are...
READING YOUR MIND!
Or possibly uploading your next set of instructions.....
We are the Master Race!
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